Vet day (everyone survived)
Pumpkin: perfect weight, perfect teeth, perfectly offended by the thermometer.
Mochi: slightly overweight, which the vet described as 'a bit of a unit'. She is now on measured portions and has filed a formal complaint at 4 a.m. every night since.
Tip that actually helped: leaving the carrier open in the living room for a week beforehand so it stops meaning 'doom'.